Limberwisk

Limberwisk is a fictional country for April Fools Day 2018. This cold arctic nation is in between Norway and Greenland. In real life, the islands are the Kerguelen Islands owned by France in the Indian Ocean. Limberwisk is divided into 6 provinces; 3 on Hush (the biggest island) and the last 3 for the 3 islands - Lef, Vodaskiy, and Jan Mayen! The country's capital, Alkaiai Clow, has the only international airport (Alkalai Clow Int'l). The capital city is on Ujaraq Peninsula, Cobalt Bay. After the capital, the next big settlements are the towns of (in order) Nanook and Bjarki. The country had a dispute with Norway over Jan Mayen since Limberwisk is on the same Atlantic Fault, however, this was settled in 2020 when an agreement was signed and Jan Mayen was annexed by Limberwisk. A person from Limberwisk is called a "Limberwisken" or a "Hush". The country has a total population of about 900,000 people. some of the top notable sights are Asgeir ski slopes, Davioland, insuk polar bridge, Malik Bjøræla monument, the Nanook stadium, Biarki Library, and the frozen Gulba plantation of Fuw.

it is located just past the arctic circle it is in the Norwegian sea in between Norway and Greenland. Like it neighbors Iceland and yan Mayan. it is a geothermal island that lies on the same conversion zone in between the North American and Eurasian plate. The country has rigid mountainous terrain. The whole western coast is uninhabited because of the mountains and the many fjords. the highest it gets is on MT Qaqqaq. The largest is lake is Lake Imeq that drains into the longest river Fryst. Like most Arctic countries it has limited flora.

Most people have a family member or friend who hunts for Fish, Seal, or Muskox. unlike their neighbors, they never ate whales but they already a secret treasure in the snow the famous Gulba fruit. It has a citrusy melon like rind which is actually a vine berry and is closest related to the passion fruit. It is one of the only naturally occurring blue fruits. Strangest though is that the fruit is only adapted to grow in the snow in the wintertime. Because in any temperature below three degrees celsius triggers the growth hormones in the vine stems to pump out the bulbous delights. known for it tangy but sweet gelatinous blue cores with tiny seeds that also provide quite healthy omega fatty acids.World-renowned chefs have been known to show favor to the fruit.it can be a key ingredient in home cushion dishes. usually, it sells for incredibly high prices on the export side of it and making an amazing amount of the 11 percent of the nation's GDP. Other national foods are seaweed sausages, smoked muskox, roast puffin, and roasted sheep cheese.

The current flag of Limberwisk consists of two horizontal bands of white and black, with a circle in the hoist area, which is split horizontally into two semi-circles, one of which is blue whilst the other is orange. The orange and blue colors symbolized the Gulba fruit, as well as the union between the different ethnic groups native to the country. The black and white symbolize the colors of the orca, the national animal, the white also represents the snow, while the black also represents the volcanic ashes that can be found throughout the country.

The official flag it has been used since 1972

Limberwisk alternate flag, used before 1970 but is still used as a symbol of Hush heritage.

The population is about 900,000. The people are mostly made up of the Kallshh at about 48% and the kahhlll at about 40% about 8% are scandinavian and the rest are mostly Tongans and Botswanans.Limberwisk use the Limberwisk Kröne (Kr) as their currency, they use the type Q electrical outlets, and they drive on the right side of the road, however during the months of August through December, the country switches to the left side due to permafrost.The Kallshh are people who are mixed with the natives and european.so the Kallshh are descendants from the Kahhlll mixed in with the nordic vikings.Limberwisk is the only country official language that does not real contain any vowels.the entire language known as hush is composed of wispy aspirated consonants and whistle noises joined together to created eunic patterns into words.it is even written in a eunic script containing of 42 wispy letters and five stop letters.according to world tradition developed as a underground secret code language that the native Kahhlll people could use when subjected to viking colonist.they had to create a language that could camouflage it self in the deafening blizzard winds of the arctic. Yet still have distinctive sound so it could be heard and deciphered if a speaker was listening so that's why the words more or less imitate the sound of the wind.over time peace was made by the two people and the nordic colonist even picked it up and standardized the language. In the 1800s they started teaching it in schools and even today with subjects taught in Hush from elementary as schools start to integrate English in fifth grade.The nation is known for celebrating the aura festival held around mid January which people scream at each other on icebergs while pushing each other in the frozen water all at night when the first, major aurora appears. while the last one standing on the iceberg without being dunked is crowned as the aurora king or queen. On Lef island, people hold pride on displaying which house has the longest icicles which usually are then broken and used as a javelin in the icicle javelin competition in February. some notable hush people are Malik Biøraela, DJ Asgeir Whhttโtโ, Insuk Ftโktᓭt, Bjarki Tᓭktᓭkhw, Andrea hwthwtᙳhw, Carlo & Ya Pwhtt᚜tᓭywh, and Frederihk & Christian from the band nano𐐦𐐃ng.

Acting like an arctic hub Limberwisk has been favored by many countries around the world when it came to expeditions into the far north.for one like iceland limberwisk was very reluctant to and decided to opt out to join the EU mostly due to fishing laws society policies issues it figured they were the only ones that could truly understand how to manage and maintain their country without an outside entity regulating their actions.nonetheless the EU still has close trade deals and are still part of the European Economic Area and council of Europe but not the Schengen zone. Of course to there has always had close ties in Norway which was the historical main source of their Nordic ancestor's none of us they were never fully incorporated into the greater Norwegian Kingdom and we're independent since the early 11th century after World War II limberwisk made interesting ties to Botswana and Tonga as a maid cultural exchange programs that allows citizens from the far reaches of the earth to study and work in limberwisk the program was so successful that the three nations created the BLT alliance free trade and economic policies as well as extensive visa and citizenship laws that only apply to the three members. when it comes to their best friend most Hush would say it is Greenland and or the Danish Constituent Country of Greenland. as their closest cousins and relatives most Hush visit and invest in Greenland and look up to them as the origin of their people. In fact, the name Kahhlll is a hush prenotiation that comes from the Greenlandic word for Greenlandic Kalallit

In the end, Limberwisk is an arctic powerhouse.That doesn't even exist. thank you for helping me make this page and please correct my pages and add to the page.



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